That's intense
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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