so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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