Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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