i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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