The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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