I hope mine doesn't look like that
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
