You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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