so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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