Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
