her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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