Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
and she was petting her beer can
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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