I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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