I wannas sexs uuuuu
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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