u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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