How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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