Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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