Its about making memories worth repressing
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Mom said you looked used
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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