is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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