but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
His nipple licking is glorious
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