This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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