I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We were destined to go to rehab together
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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