it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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