she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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