we have officially lost it.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
