weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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