Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
