dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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