He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
