we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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