can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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