i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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