Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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