Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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