it was like eating out sand paper
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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