you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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