Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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