8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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