I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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