is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When did angry sex become our thing?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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