The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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