wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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