Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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