get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
