Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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