similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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