I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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