i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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