yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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