Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(775): View more from Nevada

You're the end to all my bad dreams.

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Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.

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(646): View more from New York

Please don't use social media to get back at me.

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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama

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(319): View more from Iowa

I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online

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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".

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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.

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