i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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