giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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