Soap is not a condiment
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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