We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
