Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's never too late to be topless.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Randomize
