I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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