Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
